Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I Feel Stupid

I have been drunk, I have been very drunk, but I haven't been as drunk as I got last night in years... perhaps decades. I drank the whole small bottle of rum and had several jello shots.

I did stupid things, and as Forest Gump would say, "Stupid is as Stupid does"... yes I am.

4 comments:

TrappedInColorado said...

Back tracking are we?

Ha!

Let's hook up and have a drinking contest. You pick out a girl that would have me and we'll pick out a guy that you want. First one to orgasm wins.

Anonymous said...

Bull...You were excessively full of White Russian one night last summer, when you lit the bong from hell-aka the chimanea-only to find funny grass causing potent emissions.

You only wrote the first chapter in stupid ... I liked the gauntlet thrown down by trapped. Are you up for a good challenge? It's only a fourteen hour roadtrip.

Bennu said...

TIC, by the way, i think I would change that nickname due to the initials...

I would have you and then we could soo who had an orgasm first, however, Ladies first is my motto... and most of the men I know have trouble living up to that one... something about me :), I just don't know what it is...

Roadtrip Muse? yeah, let's go...

Or we could just find them up there TIC, one for you and one for me... we could do it online, but you and D are gonna do it soon, I can't beat that one, you have already laid the groundwork, she is all that is left... hee hee hee
I love inuendo

Bennu said...

muse,

You wanted to light the chimenea, my son's stash was unbeknownst to me, and we both smelled the wacky weed.

And yes, I drank Kahlua and I haven't since, and I will never eat artichoke spinach dip again. Never mix milk and vinegar.