Where are the Condoms and KY?

I have talked about Woot.com
more than once

they sell one thing
each day
but each day it is something else

It apparently has quite
a following
like a cult following
because once they
are
SOLD OUT
then that is it for that day
and you wait
til the next day
to see what they have

Many
Many many days
I look early in the morning
before my morning tea
and they have already sold out
for the day
so those
hard ball die hard
techies are checking it
as soon as they start a new day

Anyway, on to the story

Today it was
something a bit different than usual
It was
The Weather Channel Emergency Preparedness Kit

the text underneath tells
what is in the kit and it is
as follows....
Warranty: 90 days
Features:
§ Contains your emergency essentials for up to four people.
§ Flashlights get you through the darkest night
§ Includes tips and vital information on surviving emergencies and natural disasters
§ Features first-aid supplies and techniques to treat injuries
§ Waterproof pouch protects your important documents
The kit includes all of the following essentials:
§ 2 flashlights
§ 1 pair of canvas gloves
§ 2 pairs of non-latex rubber gloves
§ 4 AAA batteries
§ 4 D batteries
§ 1 instant-cold compress
§ 4 dust masks
§ 4 light sticks
§ 1 first aid kit
§ 1 box of crayons
§ 1 AM/FM radio
§ 1 CPR breathing barrier
§ 1 tweezer
§ 1 CPR booklet
§ 4 emergency survival blankets
§ 2 plastic whistles
§ 1 waterproof document holder
§ 4 emergency ponchos
§ 1 children’s activity booklet
§ 1 The Weather Channel Carrying Case
§ 1 The Weather Channel Preparedness Guide


and this morning they still had some
but this evening when I was telling
the muse
about it
I checked
and they were sold out
but I was reading it to her
for reasons I won't go into here
but needless to say,
we are both in need
of a little preparedness
given our own personal
"emergencies"

and her first question was
What kind of emergency kit is this?
and her second question
was the title of this post.

LMAO and hope you are too..